Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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