So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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