Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we should paint friendship bongs
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