Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My hand turned me down
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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