There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
