I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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