Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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