i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
