are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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