its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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