the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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