do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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