I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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