Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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