I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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