How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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