That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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