I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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