the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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