If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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