How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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