can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
there is glitter all over my balls
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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