I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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