i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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