Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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