physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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