I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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