Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have aggressive nipples.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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