he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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