so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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