whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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