OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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