Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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