she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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