New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
she looked like the before picture.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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