is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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