This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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