Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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