everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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