is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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