He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Bring me that man meat
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
