This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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