she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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