We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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