so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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