about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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