that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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