Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
