Whod you bang
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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