In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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