we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think your dad took our porno
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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