So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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