You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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