you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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