I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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