i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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