Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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